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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

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moon-sylph:

☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Mystique, autumn, nature ✵ ⁎ * ☾

astound:

I have a huge problem when writing essays because towards the end of the essay I go off point and start talking about feels

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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labilevortice:

Flowers… - https://weheartit.com/entry/137395792

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

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